Q: What do you call a monkey who wins the Masters? A: The chimpion!
Q: What do you call a really friendly golfer? A: A social putterfly Q: What did the sign above the golf club bar say? A: “Don’t drink and drive. Q: What should NASA do if it wants to explore water on Mars? A: Send a golfer there to hit a golf ball Q: What do golfers do on their days off? A: Putter around Q: Where do ghouls and ghosts play their golf? A: On a golf corpse Q: Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done? A: He was puttering around You go out with three friends, play 18 holes, then come back with three enemies! You’ve already moved most of the earth today Golfer: I would move heaven and earth to get a birdie today. Q: Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course? A: He was perfecting his swing! Q: Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night? A: Clubbing Q: What does a golfer love to hear from his wife? A: Talk birdie to me! One under a tree, one under a bush, and one under the water Golfer: “I think I’ll go drown myself in that lake.” Caddie: “I don’t think you’ll keep your head down long enough.” Q: Do you know how the moon got craters? A: Three Words: Chuck Norris Golf Every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where the heck it went. Q: Are you a scratch golfer? A: I sure am. They’re white, sold by the dozen, and after a week you need to buy some more! Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A: When a golfer lies he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it. Q: Where can you find 100 doctors all at the same place on any given day? A: A golf course There are three ways to improve your golf game: Take lessons, practice constantly, or… start cheating!
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Q: Which actress is incredible at golf? A: Minnie Driver Q: Did you hear about the two guys that met at a golf course? A: It was the beginning of a beautiful friend-chip! Q: When is it too wet to play golf? A: When your golf cart capsizes Q: What is a golfer’s favorite bird? A: Any birdie they can findĪ player asked his golf coach: “What is going wrong with my game?” The coach replied, “You’re standing too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.” Q: What is a golfer’s worst nightmare? A: The Bogeyman Q: What’s the easiest shot in golf? A: Your fourth putt Q: What are a golfer’s favorite flowers? A: Fore-Get Me Nots Q: What did the driver yell at the golf cart that cut him off? A: Kiss my putt!
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